If Piggies Could Talk

 

 

 

Sweet Cookie Memories

 

This sweet little piggy cookie jar is filled with much more than

just cookies!

If a cookie jar could talk, my what would it say?

What back again!

You said, you were gonna only eat one, you got two in your hand!

I prefer only homemade cookies, those store bought ones,

are so not real.

I remember when I was only fed real cookies!

(With real butter)

I have not seen a ginger snap in almost a decade,

and my mouth waters over a fresh molasses cookie.

My Momma piggy told me about those kinds...

The most nutritious cookie has always been the

Oatmeal cookie,

 I have seen the baker sneak in

raisins (I prefer golden raisins myself)

Now, the chocolate chip cookie is in a class all by it's self.

What could compete to a freshly baked warm out of the oven cookie!

REALLY

Gooey, yummy chips ,melted to perfection!

They don't call me piggy for nothing.

I have been manning my post for close to 60 years.

I must admit the kitchen is in a bad state of affairs.

I have heard stories from my other relatives,

where not all piggies.

I saw a rooster once, filled with cookies (I say)!

Well anyways, We cookie jars need your help!

Bring real cookies back in the kitchen...

Boycott all the imposter's!

Down with the (not real ingredients)!

Hooray For The Real Cookie!

Make me proud to be a cookie pig again..

Remember,

Piggies know all the secrets. 

 

Those cookies next to me are the imposters!!

Eat with caution, may cause side effects.